Overheard in the emergency room...

I was just in part of the emergency area of the hospital when I overheard an intake interview:

"Mr. Jones, did you have any advance directive paperwork filled out, like a Do Not Resuscitate order? Don't freak out, I'm not implying anything. I'm required to ask everybody."

"No. I don't have one."

"Did you want to fill one out while you're here at all?"

"No. I'm fine."